Oh my god. This creepy, unthinking mechanical thing is the precursor to the terrible things that will replace us. I, for one, welcome them with open arms.
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Dramatic Chipmunk*
Best 5-second video EVAR.
[youtube]a1Y73sPHKxw[/youtube]*Actually, a prairie dog.
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Spock rockin’ the Bad Brains
Greatest video ever: mashup of Leonard Nimoy’s infamous “Bilbo Baggins” video with hardcore legends Bad Brains’ awesome song “Pay To Cum”. Grok this:
[youtube]rqQtoMyi2xQ[/youtube]Looks like the Army may get its way: Rumsfeld is quitting a disgraceful failure. The man who made Saddam Hussein is finally leaving.
These are good times, indeed!
Former CIA chief Robert Gates may be taking over. I’d like to think that any human being (or chimpanzee, for that matter) could do the job of U.S. Secretary of Defense better than Donald Rumsfeld has, but I’m not counting my chickens until they botch the war in Iraq further. Kind of feels like waiting for the other shoe to drop in a way, doesn’t it?
The races are over, and it looks like Democrats won all over the place, including quite a few governorships. That’s great, but let’s not get lazy over it. There is a lot of foulness to undo, and that’s going to take a lot of work.
Democrats, don’t break your arms patting yourselves on the back. And Republicans: think about what your party has done to deserve such remorseless spite.
I propose we start right away, to:
- Get out men and women the hell out of Iraq (after quickly tidying up as best we can)
- Try to repair damaged relations across the globe
- Ban religion from government
- Ban religion from public schools (get ID, aka Creationism, out of the classroom!)
- Funding science, esp. stem-cell research
- Amending the Constitution to clarify and equalize gay rights by law forever
- Take down that damn wall across the southern border
- Make the United States a place of Free Thought
- Ban spying programs focusing on U.S. citizens
- Encourage skeptical inquiry
- Start welcoming immigrants again
Personally, I’m very relieved to know that the many long years of iron-fisted Republican rule (Governor, Senate, and House) are over for people in my neck of the woods!
You can get The Cocker Spaniels‘ absolutely brilliant (and brilliantly named) album Withstand the Whatnot for free on their website! I urge you to listen and to donate (not only does the artist get 100% of the profits, but it will help him to finance the production of his next CD)! This is one of the greatest albums ever recorded by one of the greatest rock bands ever to come down the pike.
Withstand the Whatnot (lyrics & credits)
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BAM!!!
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