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Korea unveil’s world’s 2nd (life-like) android. I had no idea there was another, but there is: it’s Japanese.

Best Buy invaded by faux blueshirts! Hail Eris!

Security guards and managers started talking to each other frantically on their walkie-talkies and headsets. “Thomas Crown Affair! Thomas Crown Affair!,” one employee shouted. They were worried that were using our fake uniforms to stage some type of elaborate heist. “I want every available employee out on the floor RIGHT NOW!”

Student kicked out of private university for – get this – being gay! Honestly, wtf?!

This revolving kitchen is a serious space-saver. How awesome is that?

Superhero underwear fetish spoof! Female superheroes have always been objectified as so much T&A… now male superheroes can be fluffy C&B models!

German superhero Robin Hoods steal gourmet food to give to the poor!

“The Not Your Soldier Project gives youth the tools we need to stop the military invasion of our schools and our communities.”

Creationism dismissed as ‘a kind of paganism’ by Vatican’s astronomer.

Remix My Life in the Bush of Ghosts tracks!

3D pictures of 9/11.

The Skeletor Show. Yup. The Skeletor Show.

Terrorist video game mod is a hoax. Who knew? Anyone with half a brain, that’s who.

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It’s time for America to leave the sinking ship of George W. Bush

I gotta say: Doug McIntyre, this talk radio host, has said what needed to be said. It’s now time for Republicans to flee like rats, appropriately enough, from the sinking ship of George W. Bush, the worst president in American history (and perhaps the worst “leader” of all time).

“I believe that George W. Bush has taken us down a terrible road. I don’t believe the Democrats are offering an alternative. That means we’re on our own to save this magnificent country. The United States of America is a gift to the world, but it has been badly abused and it’s rightful owners, We the People, had better step up to the plate and reclaim it before the damage becomes irreparable.”
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internets web design

Acquiring Web Hosting 101

Preamble:

When i create a website for a client, i usually leave hosting up to them. This is an area of great debate, because it’s generally considered easier for the client to just do everything for them, including registering the domain name and hosting the site, including the prices for both in your bottom line.

Unfortunately, this leaves a lot of room for problems in client relations, because when the host has downtime, it looks (to the client, usually a layperson who has no practical understanding of how a web site – much less the interweb in general – really works) as if it were your fault. At the very least, the person responsible for refunding the irritated client is the designer. And i don’t like that idea, because i work in customer service for my day job, and i see how people can get: one little thing goes wrong, and people want credit, Free Stuff, and a massive discount on anything they want forever. Maybe i’m a jerk, but i want to make it clear that i’m not behind the entire curtain. If i painted your car and it broke down, i’m not responsible.

Not only that, but when i’m done and paid, i want to detach myself from the project. The development process is hell on earth, and i’m not one for sticking around and doing odd jobs for nothing.

The downside to my approach is that the client has no idea what to look for, or what to do when things go wrong. This is exactly why i’m thinking about changing my methods in this area. However, i do prefer the client to retain total control of what they, after all, own. Recommending the host and the domain registrar is the simplest thing to do, and lets the client decide what parts go into the final mix.

Finding Great Web Hosts:

For those of you looking for web hosting, there are a slew of great providers out there. The scene has changed fairly radically in the past few years, with more hosts offering a plethora of great features at prices that are extremely low.

When i finally got back online this year, i did a lot of research on web hosts. My criteria was simple (more or less): best bang for your buck. I wanted PHP and MySQL support, at least 100MB of disk space, and good bandwidth, at a company known for reliability and uptime, that had a great general track record, was well-known and liked, and had been around for at least a few years. So, basically, i just wanted PHP scripting, a database, some good space, at a great host.

Sidenote: If the host provides a public forum for support, that’s a huge plus. Browsing their message board will tell you all you need to know (and if not, post your question and have the host – and, perhaps more importantly, their users – answer it).

I got a lot of great information from Web Hosting Talk (but i’d advise you to read at least 30 entire threads before even thinking about posting the classic newbie questions, such as “what’s the best host?”). (And don’t even think of Googling$hostname reviews” because all you’ll get are affiliates looking to make money.)

Here’s what i narrowed my own choices down to:

  • DreamHost
    • loads of good reviews, huge fan base
  • ePowHost
    • definitely check out their weird TOS first
  • PowWeb
  • BlueHost
    • another with lots of fans
  • HostGator
    • (the one i eventually went with)
  • Site5
    • host 5 sites, each with their own truly independent control panel; probably a good choice for web designers who want to host for their clients
  • Media Temple
    • a lot of big players use (mt).

Each has their strengths (and, presumably, their weaknesses), and each have a core group of users who heap lavish praise upon them.

Keep in mind, though, that i’ve had good and bad experience working with smaller hosts, and good and bad experiences with bigger hosts. The above list only mentions the bigger, most respected names out there, and this is precisely because there are far too many really good boutique hosts to even begin to list.

Hope this post helps people find a good, reliable host on the cheap.

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videos, etc.

Video: I love this terrific, mind-bending sci-fi short story. I mean, really love it. It’s one of the reasons why i’m proud to be alive on this planet Earth and why i’m so lucky to be around at this time in history. Now, there’s a short film: Terry Bisson’s “They’re Made Out of Meat”

Video: Star Wars/Lord of the Rings mashup: Starlords

Etc.: Jane Siberry‘s got it right! This is how the music business should work… and the best part about it is that her business model actually does.

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S.O.S.

Save Our Science – sign the petition to stop NASA’s science program from being hacked off with the next budget cuts!

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Colbert video removed at the request of CSPAN

You know that cable channel that you, as an American taxpayer, own? (Let’s assume that you’re American, just for a moment – if only because this is an American weblog.) Anyhow – as the “copyright holder” of the Stephen Colbert video, C-SPAN has asked for it to be removed from YouTube. Why? Don’t Americans get a say?

You might want to contact C-SPAN and ask.

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Calling Rummy out

Knowing, in your heart of hearts, where WMD are? [unknown]

Going to war with Iraq? $280 billion*

Lives of American Troops lost? 2,400 out of 133,000 total*
Covering your ass when the jig is up? something like $900,000,000

Seeing Rumsfeld speechless when called out about “know[ing] where [WMD] are”? Priceless.

*as of this writing

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The Bobliographon

New SubGenius book in the works. It’s about damn time. Praise Dobbs!

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“It’s not working,” indeed.

Here in Ohio, in the latest botched execution, a convicted killer takes over an hour to die from lethal injection.

The deadly chemicals started to flow at 10:25 a.m., [prison spokeswoman Andrea Dean] said.

“But after about three or four minutes,” she continued, “the inmate was able to raise his head off the gurney and said, ‘It’s not working.’ ” The vein had collapsed, she said.

Is this cruel and unusual? Or is it merely the thought that counts? I am inclined to go with the former.
Now come on, should we really be killing people? Is it truly in our mortal hands to kill members of the tribe who have committed atrocities against other members? Who is fit to judge? We talk about the sanctity of life regarding unborn fetuses, which almost certainly have no awareness or consciousness, but what about real, proven, fully-formed human life?

I believe that there are better punishments out there; alternatives to taking life away from someone who may or may not have repented, who may or may not still have some good left in them… and especially when the certainty of guilt is within a shadow of a doubt.

Life is precious, and i just can’t believe that anyone – be it a killer, or a judge – has the right to kill another human being.

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random commentary

  • In case you’re thinking about voting for former NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani in 2008, think again. The guy is a regular Hermann Goering. Read the entry to find out more about that sick, twisted sunofabitch, with no respect for people (oooh, it’s the underdogs that he hates most!) or civil liberties whatsoever. He’s nothing more than a thug with a pretty grin – but watch out, America! Those teeth are sharp.
  • As of 2002, the latest year for which statistics are available, the state of Texas has killed 666 people. And some of them may not have been guilty at all. Death penalty propagandists always like to say that there’s no conclusive evidence that an innocent human being has ever been executed. Today, the New York Times tells a different story of one of those: Cameron T. Willingham, who was executed two years ago, ostensibly for an arson in which his three daughters died. Apparently, the fire was very likely only an accident all along.
  • See if you can guess the plot of the story!
    “Soldier killed detainee in violation of ROE“; “Soldier killed detainee while handcuffed”; “1 strangulation found outside isolation unit”; “1 blunt force trauma and choking, died during interrogation” (there are three of these); “Soldier drowned detainee, body not found”; and “died sleeping after interrogation.” (source)

    To this day, no U.S. agent has been prosecuted for “torture” or “war crimes”:

    “The heaviest sentence imposed on anyone to date for a torture-related death while in U.S. custody is five months — the same sentence that you might receive in the U.S. for stealing a bicycle. In this case, the five-month sentence was for assaulting a 22-year-old taxi-driver who was hooded and chained to a ceiling while being kicked and beaten until he died,” said Goering. [emphasis mine -ed.]
    “While the government continues to try to claim that the abuse of detainees in U.S. custody was mainly due to a few ‘aberrant’ soldiers, there is clear evidence to the contrary. Most of the torture and ill-treatment stemmed directly from officially sanctioned procedures and policies — including interrogation techniques approved by Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld,” said Javier Zuniga, Amnesty International’s Americas Program Director. (source)
  • Douglas Rushkoff has had it with religion (and i don’t blame him!):
    “When religions are practiced, as they are by a majority of those in developed nations, today, as a kind of nostalgic little ritual – a community event or an excuse to get together and not work – it doesn’t really screw anything up too badly. But when they radically alter our ability to contend with reality, cope with difference, or implement the most basic ethical provisions, they must be stopped.

    “Like any other public health crisis, the belief in religion must now be treated as a sickness. It is an epidemic, paralyzing our nation’s ability to behave in a rational way, and – given our weapons capabilities – posing an increasingly grave threat to the rest of the world.”

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two very different Republicans

Stephen Colbert is a shining beacon for all of Republica!

“I’ve never been a fan of books. I don’t trust them. They’re all fact, no heart. I mean, they’re elitist, telling us what is or isn’t true; what did or didn’t happen. What’s Britannica to tell me the Panama Canal was built in 1914? If I want to say it was built in 1941, that’s my right as an American. I’m with the president: let history decide what did or did not happen. The greatest thing about this man is he’s steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man’s beliefs never will.”

George W. Bush has abused over 750 laws? I knew he was a dangerous lunatic, and a criminal, but i didn’t know he was quite that arrogant. Talk about abuse of power!

Presidential Abuse of Power

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link roundup

Woman, 56 and wheelchair-bound, killed by Taser. Taser use is quickly getting out of control. When i lived in Jacksonville, Florida, it was practically a death sentence to be mentally impaired and have a bad day. I remember several incidents where citizens would have a bit of a public freak-out and wind up in the morgue. Then, it was a case of the police using unsafe choke holds. Now, they’re using the magic of electricity to subdue. I think it’s just a little too easy. I mean, i don’t like guns one bit, but this allegedly non-violent solution is unfortunately a heavy factor in many unnecessary deaths. From a related article:

And even though Scottsdale, Arizona-based Taser, Inc–the company that created it–said it should never be used on children or the elderly, Florida leads the nation in deaths by Taser. The oldest victim to date? Ninety-five. The youngest? A 6-year old boy.

Googlemap of historic nuclear accidents. Spooky, and makes you rethink how safe nuclear energy is.

ACLU releases its FOIA-enabled report on prisoner abuse.

Boing Boing has a great roundup of Immigrants’ Rights rallies for May 1.

Neil Young‘s new Living With War album now streaming. It’s a fuckin’ scorcher of a rock record!

Weird Video: “Stop the Madness,” the only White House-sponsored rock video ever made. Antidrug. Very, very bizarre. I’m telling you, i actually took drugs just so i could stop this madness. [disclaimer: i do not use any drugs besides nicotine these days.] Although this video probably aired less than 20 times nationwide, it was probably actually really, really cool… for a negative amount of time. Seeing such sights as Nancy Reagan lip-synching the words, and a living, talking threatening David Hasselhoff poster, however, may make you feel like you really are on drugs.

Weird Video: C for Cookie, a V for Vendetta spoof. Awesome!

Weird Video: New Logitech Orbit webcam. Awesome!

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something wicked this way comes

With talk like this going around, don’t let it surprise you when George W. Bush drops a fucking “nucular” warhead on Iran’s collective face.

From the article:

“If the U.S. ventured into any aggression on Iran, Iran will retaliate by damaging U.S. interests worldwide twice as much as the U.S. may inflict on Iran,” [Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali] Khamenei said in a speech to a workers’ assembly, according to the official news agency IRNA.

But what really worries me is that

[t]he recent statements are “a war of words,” said Gary G. Sick, a professor of Middle East policy at Columbia University and longtime monitor of Iranian politics. “Neither side has anything to gain by an attack on the other, but there is a chance of an accident triggering something and that’s what makes the situation so dangerous.”

Just like the bad old Cold War days… only this time, it’s not the U.S.S.R. – it’s Iran, who’s back is got by none other than Russia.

Nice one, Iran. Talking shit to a loose cannon is like playing baseball with a grenade: nobody is going to win, and many spectators are going to be hurt very badly.

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Hundreds of free online books on programming

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Texas “justice”?

Texas teen smokes pot while on probation, gets life sentence while a well-connected killer smokes crack and is no longer even on probation. Same judge. Judge Keith Dean, of Dallas, to be precise about it.

Why this disparity of justice? Or is there disparity, in the eyes of the man charged with interpreting the law?

Judge Dean, a widely respected 20-year veteran of the Dallas criminal bench, said he wouldn’t discuss the two cases because he might have to rule on them again someday. In general, he said, he tries to evaluate “the potential danger to the community” when someone violates probation “and what, in the long run, is going to be in the best interest of the community and the person themselves.”

Meanwhile, the kid, 16 years older now, has tried to commit suicide and where is the outcry, i ask you?

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“Pirate Baby’s Cabana Battle Streetfight 2006”

It’s incredibly violent and [hilariously] horrifying [mock] video games like this [crazy spoof] (mpg1, 112MB, torrent) that makes kids turn bad[-assed].

(Check out the hilarious Walter Sobchak cameo about 2/3 of the way through!)

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Mitch Kapor might be on to something

Pretty much what i’ve been saying for many years now: we need a new governmental paradigm; one that respects and builds upon the principles of America’s great Constitution and Bill of Rights… but one which is inherently more participatory and, for lack of a better phrase, “open-source.”
Mitch Kapor: A Movement for Fundamental Political Change

I love America, much more so than those idiots who strangle her with her own reigns… but something must be done to improve the whole culture of politics in this nation i live in. Something should be done to build us up past this new millenium, to make us a future-compatible society in which change is seen as good, but is never effected simply for its own sake (or, it goes without saying, for ill). Progress means growth. Lack of progress leads to stagnation, and that is where the greatest civilizations have all tended to fail.

I urge you to read this, and to think about its meaning, and what you can do to further the goal of improving our world.

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fucked up voicemail from my dad

my dad left me a flipped out voicemail today. he was freaking out, probably cracking under pressure. asking me if i was ever going to go see my grandpa again. i admit, i only go over about once every other week these days.

my grandfather is dying, and my family won’t hire someone to help out. they want me to drop my life (again; last time was with my grandmother, who i helped voluntarily) and move in and get paid to wipe ass, and do a good bit of wussy crying and probably get back on the bottle and so on.

it was hard taking care of my grandmother. i drank. and when she finally died, i lost my whole life for a little while. i mean my mental and emotional health was fucked up seventeen ways to sunday.

my family doesn’t think he’s dying, or they think he’s not dying all that much. or something. i don’t know. i can barely admit it myself. i don’t want to believe it, because it all happened so suddenly, back in November of 2004.

so he’s wigging out, and taking it out on me via my voicemail, and i just don’t know what the fuck to do. i mean, i don’t want to just drop my life all over again. i don’t want to go through that. i lost a lot of time, and found it a lot harder to find decent work after being unemployed for so long.

but he needs a break. we can NOT shuffle him off to some goddamn lousy nursing home. but they NEED to learn to trust home health care workers again.

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USAF ignores FOIA requests

Freedom Of Information Act requests are apparently not worth much to the US Air Force. “Too little, too late,” says Federal Judge of USAF’s new (and, erm… unfunded) web-based request-tracking system.

[U.S. District Judge Rosemary] Collyer found that the Air Force had no defense – or essentially conceded – that it had failed to respond to requests under the Freedom of Information Act for up to 18 years in at least one case. The Air Force also ignored appeals of its denials of access to records for up to nine years, she said. …

In a 12-page opinion, Collyer chastised the Air Force for its “dismal record” in responding to requests by the [National Security Archive], whose collection of documents is used by historians, academics and other researchers interested in national security.