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Sexuality poll

Just curious. Answers are anonymous, so please be as honest as you can – that’s the entire point of this poll. Take your time; think about your answer. Above all, please know that you are not alone in your answer. In a world of several billion humans, there are probably enough people who honestly feel the same way as you do to fill a bustling metropolis, and probably much more than even that. If it will help you feel more comfortable in being open and honest, i’ll tell you what i answered: 80/20%, skewing straight. Remember: answers are anonymous (but see below).
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(Full disclosure: i do log IP addresses, just in case of pollspam, though i highly doubt i’d ever figure out what to even do with them.)

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Sexuality poll

Originally published at jeremyjarratt.com. You can comment here or there.

Just curious. Answers are anonymous, so please be as honest as you can – that’s the entire point of this poll. Take your time; think about your answer. Above all, please know that you are not alone in your answer. In a world of several billion humans, there are probably enough people who honestly feel the same way as you do to fill a bustling metropolis, and probably much more than even that. If it will help you feel more comfortable in being open and honest, i’ll tell you what i answered: 80/20%, skewing straight. Remember: answers are anonymous (but see below).

Describe your sexuality (be honest; poll is anonymous)

  • 20% gay, 80% straight (100%, 1 Votes)
  • 100% gay – I have honestly never even considered someone of the opposite gender (0%, 0 Votes)
  • It’s more complicated than that. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • 100% straight – I have honestly never even considered someone of the same sex (0%, 0 Votes)
  • 10% gay, 90% straight (0%, 0 Votes)
  • 30% gay, 70% straight (0%, 0 Votes)
  • 40% gay, 60% straight (0%, 0 Votes)
  • 50% gay, 50% straight (0%, 0 Votes)
  • 60% gay, 40% straight (0%, 0 Votes)
  • 70% gay, 30% straight (0%, 0 Votes)
  • 80% gay, 20% straight (0%, 0 Votes)
  • 90% gay, 10% straight (0%, 0 Votes)
  • I do not choose to answer this. (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 1

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(Full disclosure: i do log IP addresses, just in case of pollspam, though i highly doubt i’d ever figure out what to even do with them.)

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Westboro Baptist movies

OMFG why didn’t anyone tell me about this!? Westboro Baptist Church apparently has its very own movies site! It’s hilarious and sad at the exact same time. The music videos are priceless! Why on earth do people like Rev. Dr. King and the Kennedys get shot while Fred Phelps is still walking???

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Sleep-deprived

Our dog is obsessed with playing kissy-face with me (Queerest. Dog. EVAR!), and i cannot sleep a-cause of it. This crazy dog will make out with my face for stretches of time that are barely short of infinite. Blast!

He’s into bears, too. We’re certainly proud of our little gay son, but sometimes, it’s just a little disturbing.

Speck and Teddy-Bear

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current events

Jon Stewart vs. Bill Bennett

You don’t want to miss Jon Stewart skewering conservative Bill Bennett over gay marriage. Way to go, Jon!

Stewart: So why not encourage gay people to join in in that family arrangement if that is what provides stability to a society?

Bennett: Well I think if gay people are already members of families—

Stewart: What?!

Bennett: They’re sons and they’re daughters—

Stewart: So that’s where the buck stops. That’s the gay ceiling.

Bennett: Look, it’s a debate about whether you think marriage is between a man and a woman.

Stewart: I disagree. I think it’s a debate about whether you think gay people are part of the human condition or just a random fetish.

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“Family values” in the state of Misery

In the St. Louis, MO suburb of Black Jack, “Family Values” means getting legally married, or living on the street in a cardboard box with your kids.

CBS News: Black Jack, Mo., To Evict Unmarried Couples With Children From Homes

Mayor Norman McCourt said starting Wednesday the city will begin trying to evict groups who do not fit into Black Jack’s definition of family…

So, essentially, this means that if this kind of thing flies, the gummint will have a say in who you’re with, where you live, and how many children you have. What’s shocking is the the idea of evicting a couple with children. Homeless kids, i’d hazard, are never good PR for a city.

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link roundup

Korea unveil’s world’s 2nd (life-like) android. I had no idea there was another, but there is: it’s Japanese.

Best Buy invaded by faux blueshirts! Hail Eris!

Security guards and managers started talking to each other frantically on their walkie-talkies and headsets. “Thomas Crown Affair! Thomas Crown Affair!,” one employee shouted. They were worried that were using our fake uniforms to stage some type of elaborate heist. “I want every available employee out on the floor RIGHT NOW!”

Student kicked out of private university for – get this – being gay! Honestly, wtf?!

This revolving kitchen is a serious space-saver. How awesome is that?

Superhero underwear fetish spoof! Female superheroes have always been objectified as so much T&A… now male superheroes can be fluffy C&B models!

German superhero Robin Hoods steal gourmet food to give to the poor!

“The Not Your Soldier Project gives youth the tools we need to stop the military invasion of our schools and our communities.”

Creationism dismissed as ‘a kind of paganism’ by Vatican’s astronomer.

Remix My Life in the Bush of Ghosts tracks!

3D pictures of 9/11.

The Skeletor Show. Yup. The Skeletor Show.

Terrorist video game mod is a hoax. Who knew? Anyone with half a brain, that’s who.

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link roundup

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WoW says no GLBT recruiting, then backs off. A nearly surreal look at how/what mainstream straights actually think regarding gender issues.

Rev. Magdalen, SubGenius, is losing a custody battle – just because she belongs to a weirdo UFO-centric fringe cult. Now if that ain’t American as Jesus pie, i’m not sure what is. Actually, i’m really not sure what is. Regardless, her involvement with this satire group – of which i am a card-carrying member – is absolutely protected by the Constitution, and does NOT make her unfit for her motherial duties. WTF.

Allan Kaprow, inventor of the “Happening,” R.I.P.

Ernest Angley, plus god, will cure you of AIDS. Or rather, he will make your poor, undereducated community believe that he has, thereby increasing the virus’s exposure potential. Another sad, pathetic bastard (and from Ohio, oh lord) wrecking our world through ignorance and lies.

Seymour Hersh tells it: Bush increasingly heading in the direction of Iran, via Hiroshima. Didn’t my generation come close enough to total obliteration via this guy’s dad’s boss already? Fear, pt II: the Nuclear Option.

Hilarious concept device: a USB drive that bloats like a tick filling up with blood.

TBS’s hilarious LOTR commercial.

Evolution gets a stunning piece of evidence: demonstrating the bit-by-bit progression of evolution.

Fibonacci-based poetry.

Shame on AT&T for being Big Brother’s squealing little tattle-tale kid brother. Bright side: free Gitmo vacations for everyone!

Trading up, from a paperclip, to… a house? Hey, he’s got one free year’s rent in Phoenix already!

Goth subculture may help self-hurting kids. Take that, squares!

Nerdcore hiphop.

Cannabis’s long-term effects: the jury, not surprisingly, is still out.

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and he’s a Democrat?!

Merrill Keiser Jr. is running for office, and he wants to kill gay people.

seriously: wtf? and what’s with the forfeiting of rights with the “belief” in evolution?

please… if you happen to support this man’s views: don’t vote. you’re an idiot. kill yourself now.

(thanks to the brilliant pope_guilty for the link)