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Why are conservatives scared of everything?
/u/Undeadfungas
Assuming this wasn’t a rhetorical question: Their brains are wired differently from liberals.
No seriously.
Recent
studies have shown that self-identified conservatives tend, on average,
to have larger amygdalae than self-identified liberals so.
The amygdala is an old
brain structure, it’s been there since the beginning, and is primarily
responsible for addressing feelings of fear, threat, and anxiety. When
you’re in the middle of a hunt and the bushes next to you rustle, glare,
and growl, it’s the amygdala that the rest of the brain looks to for
advice: “Do I fight, fly, or freeze?”
From
an evolutionary standpoint, the amygdala is a literal (not figurative)
life saver. This could be described, partially, as the “shoot first,
ask questions later” part of the human brain, and when one considers
what early man had to deal with, shooting first was often the best plan
available. “Is that other tribe of proto-humans friendly, or are they
coming to kill me, steal my food, and rape my women? Better kill them
first, just to be safe.” When one member of the, er, clan(?) wanted to
travel east and look for better hunting, it was the other member, with
the larger amygdala, who said “Hold on buddy, we’ve got plenty of food
right here. Yeah, there might be mastodons over that hill, but there
could also be angry mastodons over that hill. Is it really worth the risk?”
Now
with that in mind, consider what Fox News and the right-wing media is
feeding to their audience all day, every day: Fear. Pure, uncut,
unadulterated fear.
Off the top of my
head, we’ve got: Creeping sharia, the President is a muslim, terrorists
are coming to Kansas, there’s a war on Christmas, liberals are coming to
steal your guns, socialists are coming to steal your paycheck,
secularists are coming to steal your bible, ebola, the knockout game,
vicious mexicans spreading taco trucks, SJWs want to overturn the first
amendment, your local mosque is a sleeper cell, globalists, Hillary
Clinton literally murders people, feminism, the gay agenda, jazz,
pedophiles in your daughter’s bathroom….. and it goes on.
Fox News markets fear and anxiety to people who are already predisposed to fear and anxiety!
Then they end the segment with “Oh, and by the way, all those things
you’re scared of are because of Democrats and Unions, the only thing
that can protect you are Republicans and free market economics.”
I’ve
said this before, but the right-wing media emotionally abuses their
audience. They scare the shit out of their viewers and listeners with
the intent of selling them products and politics. Who in the actual
fuck needs a dozen modern firearms? (I’m not talking about the
collector who has his great grandfather’s double barreled shotgun, I’m
talking about the doomsday survivalist with 3 semi-automatic rifles for
every member of the household, even little Timmy.) Scared people do.
The NRA markets fear, Fox markets fear, Donald Trump’s “rapists,
murderers, and drug dealers” Presidential campaign was exclusively built
on and around fear. The entire Republican brand, simplistically
explained as “Change is bad, better to stick to what we know,” is
predicated on the fear (often times sincere) that trying something new
could backfire.
Now here’s something to remember, a caveat of sorts: Just because the things Republicans are scared of (or are told to be scared of) are imaginary, doesn’t mean that the fear itself isn’t real. The emotional reaction many people feel at the prospect of “death panels” is a real emotion.
That brings us to the biggest part of the problem, and why it’s so
difficult to change people’s minds: Fear literally shuts down the
reasoning center of the brain.
Ever watch
a horror movie and wonder “Dude, why are you guys splitting up, why not
just hide in the basement, why are you letting the black guy go into
the house alone!?” In the case of movies stupid decisions like that are
the result of lousy writing, in the case of the real world stupid
decisions like that are the result of the amygdala telling the rest of
the brain that you either need to run face first at the axe murderer,
run away from the axe murderer, or stand in the middle of the room
staring at the axe murderer because maybe he can only see you if you
move, it’s only after the axe murderer doesn’t actually axe murder
anyone that you might realize he’s wearing catsup on his face and his
axe is made of foam rubber.
But remember what I was talking about before: “Maybe that tribe is friendly, or maybe they’re here to kill me”?
In
the case of the conservative movement, in the case of the axe murderer,
they’ve got a voice constantly whispering in their ear “No, the axe is
real, there’s a real axe underneath the foam rubber, the catsup is
camouflage, the people insisting that you’re looking at a guy in a
halloween costume want you to die, and
you can’t trust them, they hate you, they hate everything about you,
nothing would make them happier than to see you killed by an axe
murderer.” Listening to the right-wing media is like sticking an
electrode right into the fear center of the brain, and poking it for
eight hours a day, seven days a week, all year long.
So
of course people are going to make irrational decisions: They’re being
fed emotionally abusive lies (and I’m not being hyperbolic about that,
either.) This is why I don’t feel quite the animosity toward Republican
voters that many people do in the
wake of President Trump’s election; if I consumed the right-wing media
nonsense, I might vote for Donald Trump too. Or, to quote President
Obama, “If I watched Fox news, I wouldn’t vote for me either.”
Now for some important disclaimers.
First
of all an important reminder from neuroscience: “Neurons that fire
together, wire together.” The human brain shapes itself, if I spend all
day thinking about doughnuts, the part of my brain responsible for
thinking about doughnuts will get stronger and more responsive;
inversely people who have a stronger and more responsive part of the
brain responsible for thinking about doughnuts are much more likely to
spend all day thinking about doughnuts. It’s called neuroplasticity,
and I just did a horrible job explaining it. Suffice it to say that we
don’t know whether people with larger amygdala are more likely to
express conservative opinions, or if people who express conservative
opinions are more likely to develop larger amygdala. When it comes to the brain, we still don’t know whether the chicken or the egg came first.
Secondly,
while I am not an -ologist of any sort, I am strongly of the opinion
that in the absence of the right-wing media or extremist religions
telling people what to be scared of and who to blame for their fears,
the difference between liberal and conservative brains would not result
in such different behavior and values… but that’s like doing a physics
equation in a frictionless vacuum. I firmly believe that the
aforementioned institutions are emotionally abusing their audiences for
personal and institutional gain, pushing them to think and behave in
ways they wouldn’t have arrived at on their own. (But then again, I’m
an optimist.)
Finally, biological differences are not, in and of themselves,
good or bad things, it’s only in context that something becomes good or
bad. Nothing that I’ve written is intended to judge or belittle
conservatives, none of it makes them better or worse than liberals, just
different. Remember that you, and I, and everyone else on planet
earth, are looking through social and cultural lenses, applying our own
subjective values to objective reality. I don’t want anyone to see this
as a condemnation of conservatism or conservatives, but I would be fine with everyone being pissed right the fuck off that the right-wing media is emotionally abusing our fellow citizens.
There’s a reason I use the term “emotional abuse,” and I’ll stand by
it till the end, they’re gaslighting our country, our friends, our
families, for their own ends. Their behavior is unethical, it’s
immoral, it’s abusive, and it needs to stop, period.
Edit: A bit more.