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under the knife soon.

tomorrow, at around noonish, i will be cut into and my flesh will be torn assunder and i’ll have a sharp stainless steel surgical implement wielded by a nearly perfect stranger scrape the hell from my rotted bone, and be made nearly whole again.

it’s all the bone and muscle and sinew bits that frighten me. i can take the blood. but i promise all you nasty, sick-ass sadists that i will sneak a peak during the most violent part, against my better judgment and against my iron stomach’s weak will.

i’ll also probably find out how much of it is just plain old arthritis, too, i’ll bet.

things are going to seem a whole lot weirder from now on, without all the weird pain.

it’s been real, y’all.

p.s., Star Wars III fucking rocked hardcore. perfect movie. one of the best films ever. THE best sci-fi film ever. go. see. it. NOW.

By jae

jae lethe (he/she/they) is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and gadabout. Also, something he calls a "behavioral artist." (Not sure.) She has plans. BIG plans.

Among the things that he has done for a laugh are minor fractures, cuts, scrapes, and various scabs. Though she's quick to point out that they're no imbecile, we're fairly certain that he thinks the word means some kind of medieval pharmacist.

This is her latest home on teh internets - where jae stores their swear words, when they're not hurling them at the sun in vain.

4 replies on “under the knife soon.”

thanks Fox :) …all went smashingly well. yeah, Lucas really raised the bar this time. amazing piece of work; truly outstanding this time around.

thanks! it worked out VERY well. apparently the thing, which i hath now see’d in all its nekkid weirdness, was right up next to a nerve. ‘splains a helluva lot. except why i didn’t get this looked at years ago.

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