tomorrow, at around noonish, i will be cut into and my flesh will be torn assunder and i’ll have a sharp stainless steel surgical implement wielded by a nearly perfect stranger scrape the hell from my rotted bone, and be made nearly whole again.
it’s all the bone and muscle and sinew bits that frighten me. i can take the blood. but i promise all you nasty, sick-ass sadists that i will sneak a peak during the most violent part, against my better judgment and against my iron stomach’s weak will.
i’ll also probably find out how much of it is just plain old arthritis, too, i’ll bet.
things are going to seem a whole lot weirder from now on, without all the weird pain.
it’s been real, y’all.
p.s., Star Wars III fucking rocked hardcore. perfect movie. one of the best films ever. THE best sci-fi film ever. go. see. it. NOW.

4 replies on “under the knife soon.”
I’ll be thinking about you. And yes, ROTS was rawkin’.
thanks Fox :) …all went smashingly well. yeah, Lucas really raised the bar this time. amazing piece of work; truly outstanding this time around.
Congratulations dude… you deserve less pain.
thanks! it worked out VERY well. apparently the thing, which i hath now see’d in all its nekkid weirdness, was right up next to a nerve. ‘splains a helluva lot. except why i didn’t get this looked at years ago.