1) some worthless fuckwad is trying to hack me again. you should see the crazy strings they’re trying to pass thru my PHP code. too bad that none of it’s going to get anywhere, because anything that connects to anything important is pretty fookin’ secure, and the rest doesn’t connect to anything. to all childish little h4x0rz: i’m not 0wnable, you worthless piece of human filth. go kill yourself while crying that you have no girlfriend and listening to Godsmack, or something pathetic like that. you are so sad that words cannot express how much i want you to be released from your private hell.
2) and another worthless fuck seems to be lurking an awful lot on the legacy version of the old reunion site. what, looking for news, you stupid pile of crap? can’t read the background that says in big, bold red letters, “this page is no longer maintained”? i wonder if i gave you my resume to sniff, if you would have the intelligence to do anything other than pee on it. seriously, i’ve gotten hundreds of hits on that stupid useless site in just the last few days alone. hell, it might be the first idiot, trying to hack the message board, which is barely even functional anyway. good luck! you pathetic moron. go chase your tail and get out of the world’s way. we are moving forward with our evolution, and you are staying behind to roll in filth. have fun, sucker.
3) yes i have a bad widdle potty mouf and an evil disposition. i’m a misanthropist after all. if you don’t understand the kind of Terrible Love i feel for the Human race, then read something wot has little animated sparklies all over it and pretentious post titles about love or beauty, or something terrifyingly sugary-sweet like that. i am not sugar, i am lemon. so make a face and stick around, or pour me out and don’t come back.
4) put down that Bon Jovi CD, you horrible little pink sac of pus!
5) i am in a great mood today, believe it or not. and i love you dearly, even though so many of you disappoint me. (i’m talking about society in general, not LJ peeps- very few of you on my LJ friends list actually disappoint me… and if you think that YOU are one of those, you are definitely mistaken.)
