the other day i got out a bunch of old jeans from the back of my closet, jeans i hadn’t worn since shortly after high school. the smallest size i wore then was a 28, believe it or not. needless to say, those pants weren’t havin’ me. but i got into my old 30s no problem! mind you, they looked Photoshopped on (one step tighter than painted), but hey! they fit! so i’m gonna go to the dreaded white people store (the Gap) soon and get me some cool tight-ass jeans to wear around. i’m also wearing some cool old shirts i was too fat to fit into before. i’m down near 170lbs. now. just a few more…..
…did i ever mention that i am a powerful sorcerer? it’s all in the Will, or Intent, kids.
