i am crazy because i bear messages to you all from the universe, messages which in total consume vast quantities more of my biological diskspace than i can contain, causing me to crash now and again. i reveal myself to you now as the mad prophet transmothra, from Sirius (the so-called “Dog Star”, and don’t for a moment think we haven’t heard all the jokes), and my first proclamation to you is this, which was first accidentally intercepted by a Canadian rock star in the late 1980’s (C.E.), and now comes back for retransmission from its proper, rightful source:
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