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pain, and cleavage

so, Saturday i went over to my friend Tony’s apartment to make music. we got some really wonderful jamming done… it felt so good to play with him again. 2 6-string acoustics, shimmering together. we both pick up on whatever each other’s playing right away. i think there WILL be a future with this thing.

later on, we went to Peaches in Yellow Springs. i already had a few beers (as is our wont), and found myself vehemently challenging Tony to a sprint of a few dozen meters. i don’t know why, i just really wanted to run like hell. poor Tony only had on flip-flops, too… but it didn’t register with me at the time.

anyway, i bailed on the street and ended up sliding about 5 feet on the pavement. at a seriously inhuman clip, too, i’m afraid. i wound up scraping most of my elbows off, plus a good chunk of thumbish palm-meat, and a good deal of knee. i’m still in pain.

bloody and limping, we made it to the bar, where we met an old friend of mine, who was fairly wounded herself (and should not be). i hope she’ll be okay. domestic violence is a horrible thing. she swore to me that she’d be ok, and that it wouldn’t be likely to happen again.

Lisa & i started the new job as well. it’s a bit intimidating for me (an admitted male) to be working in a place that deals mostly in women’s underwear. thankfully, i’m neither a prude nor a creep. still, it’s really funny to be one of the few people in class who is actually just learning about different types of bras. the girls are probably bored to tears, but i’m having a hard time figuring out what sets apart a THIS from a THAT. and then there’s the fact that the entire arc of my vision is literally filled with images of beautiful models in lingerie… some just barely. it’s enough to bring me to tears. can you just imagine? i spend half my day staring at half-naked women… because i actually have to! it makes me nervous, like i feel bad, or guilty, about it. or should. or something. i’m sure i’ll get used to it.

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when did Gallagher become a redneck??

went to see Gallagher perform Friday night at the Nutter Center. it was a good show, but i was definitely surprised and a bit put off by some of his racist, homophobic, and sexist “jokes”. he also didn’t seem to be in exactly top form; he rambled a bit here and there, dropping threads as his burnt-out mind thought of new things to say, or forgot where he was going. he also seemed to lack the balls to say anything provocative about a few other topics, which he only barely began to touch before dropping them and going on about other things. and no whole melons, although a MESS of other shit almost made up for it.

all in all, though, it was about as entertaining as entertaining can be.

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yep, that about sums it up, all right…

see Jeff Danziger’s right-on-the-money political cartoon here.

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Bill Moyers: Journalism Under Fire

i would like to warmly urge you to read the entire text of Bill Moyer’s 9/11/04 Society of Professional Journalists conference speech.

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Get Firefox

some great reasons why you should get Firefox:

  • Popup Blocking

    Stop annoying popup ads in their tracks with Firefox’s built in popup blocker.

  • Tabbed Browsing

    View more than one web page in a single window with this time saving feature. Open links in the background so that they’re ready for viewing when you’re ready to read them. Find out more…

  • Privacy and Security

    Built with your security in mind, Firefox keeps your computer safe from malicious spyware by not loading harmful ActiveX controls. A comprehensive set of privacy tools keep your online activity your business.

  • Smarter Search

    Google Search is built right into the toolbar, and there are a plethora of other search tools including Keywords (type “dict <word>” in the Location Bar), and the new find toolbar (which finds as you type and eliminates the annoying window that always seems to be in your way).

  • Live Bookmarks

    RSS integration lets you read the latest news headlines and read updates to your favorite sites that are syndicated. Find out more…

  • Hassle-Free Downloading

    Files you download are automatically saved to your Desktop so they’re easy to find. Fewer prompts mean files download quicker.

  • Fits Like a Glove

    Simple and intuitive, yet fully featured, Firefox has all the functions you’re used to – Bookmarks, History, Full Screen, Text Zooming to make pages with small text easier to read, etc.

  • S, M, L or XL—You Choose

    Firefox is the most customizable browser on the planet. Customize your toolbars to add additional buttons, install new Extensions that add new features, add new Themes to browse with style, and use the adaptive search system to allow you to search an infinite number of engines. Firefox is as big or small as you want.

  • Setup’s a Snap

    At only 4.5MB (Windows), Firefox takes just a few minutes to download over a slow connection and seconds over a fast connection. The installer gets you set up quickly, and the new Easy Transition system imports all of your settings – Favorites, passwords and other data from Internet Explorer and other
    browsers – so you can start surfing right away.

  • A Developer’s Best Friend

    Firefox comes with a standard set of developer tools including a powerful JavaScript and CSS error/warning console, and an optional Document Inspector that gives detailed insight about your pages.

  • Read Mail—Not Spam

    Thunderbird is the perfect complement to Firefox.

some great reasons to get Mozilla Thunderbird:

  • Smartest Way to Stop Junk Mail

    Thunderbird provides the most effective tools for detecting junk mail. Our tools analyze your e-mail and identify those that are most likely to be junk. You can automatically have your junk mail deleted or you can put it in a folder you specify, just in case you like reading junk mail.

  • Your Mail, Your Way

    View your e-mail the way you want it. Access your e-mail with Thunderbird’s new three-column view. Customize your toolbar, change its look with themes, and use Mail Views to quickly sort through your e-mail.

  • Safe and Secure

    Thunderbird provides enterprise and government grade security features such as S/MIME, digital signing, message encryption, support for certificates and security devices.

  • Packed with Features

    Thunderbird gives you IMAP/POP support, support for HTML mail, labels, quick search, smart addressbook, return receipts, advanced message filtering, LDAP address completion, import tools, powerful search, and the ability to manage multiple e-mail and newsgroup accounts. And now a built-in news aggregator lets you read your favorite news and blogs all in one place!

  • Unlimited Features

    Thunderbird lets you add additional features as you need them through extensions. Extensions are a powerful tool to help you build a mail client that meets your specific needs.

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coming soon…

coming soon: the new Google browser?

coming TODAY: the new Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

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get yerself a modern browser

Mozilla Firefox 1.0 PR is out. get it here.

also, check out Mozilla Thunderbird. now with global inbox and built-in newsfeed aggregator!

seriously, pallios, you would not BELIEVE the features on these bastids.

my god, why won’t you people update your freakin’ browsers?! it’s the year 2004 already, goddammit! IE is dead, dead, dead!

Get Firefox!

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job, &c.

got the call today. i start work on 9/27.

after training, my regular shift will be 1:30 – 10pm, w/ Th & Sat off.

it’s just another underpaid customer service gig, but i’ll be getting 17 vacation days a year. and i would have sucked a lot of old pasty cawk just for that alone, mes amis.

my poor old 1975 Dart needs a paint job sooooo badly. it’s starting to get the Rust really bad in some spots, mmmyes my little darlings.

long day, am tired, going to sleep.

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i’m talking some mystical shit here

ever have a really gruelling shit?

no. not that.

i mean: one of those “oooh, DAYumn… lawd, be with me” kinds.

that’s what i’m talking about.

where it’s not so much a life/death thing as it is a death/rebirth ritual, Skull-and-Crossbones be damned… where you don’t even have to read Kant or Sartre to walk (no, make that limp) away with a whole new profoundly metaphysical understanding of the universe. although, had you brought along some titanic tome like Joyce’s Ulysses, a timehole would have been created by the sudden spatial dilation of your bunghole, compressing all of history into a fucking little speck, during the course of which you could have absorbed the whole entire thing in the 25 minutes or so (“real” time – ha!) it took you to delete all your junk files, as it were… not by reading, but by knowing, my friend.

can i get a hallelujah?

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¡viva los cacahuetes!

note to self: next time i’m offered cashews, which i am mortally allergic to, REFUSE AT ALL COST.

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big to-do

some new upgrades to the VAT site are underway. these include:
1) future-proof ratings system (for reviews)
2) stats package
3) highly modded phpBB2 message board
4) external news feeds
5) fnord

also planning on a fairly serious overhaul of transmothra.com.

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interesting meme

Popular interests among transmothra’s friends

1.
music
(22)
11.
monty python
(12)
2.
art
(21)
12.
cheese
(11)
3.
reading
(18)
13.
the simpsons
(11)
4.
writing
(18)
14.
mythology
(11)
5.
photography
(16)
15.
sarcasm
(11)
6.
poetry
(15)
16.
philosophy
(11)
7.
sex
(15)
17.
eddie izzard
(10)
8.
books
(14)
18.
zen
(10)
9.
kissing
(12)
19.
love
(10)
10.
cats (12)
20.
cuddling
(10)

Interests gestalt
My most interesting friend is luminosity who has 14 of these interests,
followed by george_ums (12), alien010 (12) and theredheaddiva (11).
Normality Index
My friends are 69.02% normal.
Analyze me !
Username:
Popular interests created by _imran_

Valid XHTML 1.0!
ed. note: you know you are a fucking dork if you’ve just spent half of your morning cleaning fucking meme code.
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death to Silicon Valley oligarchy!

Friendster fans and others (but especially employees and job-seekers) take note.

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Billy Preston

Billy Preston & me
Billy Preston & me

at the Fest for Beatles Fans in Chicago, 8/22/04

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rent (will work for food)

ok, so it looks like the gig at the V.S. call center here may not be coming in time to pay for rent, utilities, groceries, etc….

with that in mind: if you know of anyone anywhere who might could use a website for dirt cheap, please let them and me know!

please?

on the other hand, if you
a) don’t know of anyone interested in paying for a website,
AND
b) you just lucked into some extra cash and you want to spread the love,
then feel free to

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off to Beatlefest in Chicago….

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Vat live

The Vat Magazine: online edition, v3.0 online.

PLEASE let me know  if  when you find errors or other weirdnesses.

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serendipity

i just went outside for a smoke, looked up, and at that instant saw one of the perseids cross overhead, directly where i was looking.

i had been casually trying to see one for weeks now.

i should wake up Lisa, in case there’s another… but she wants to get up early tomorrow.

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Hulk ANGRY!!

hosts that suddenly go and upgrade to PHP5 without warning should be taken out back and BEATEN.

back to the drawing board….

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The Vat demo site updated

very little content, but you can see the Vat’s Guide to Anime: the Lingo up under the Animation section (there’s nothing else there yet).