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“librals are re tarted”

In which the author receives his comeuppance from one who is clearly morally superior, and a pact is made for a meeting of intellects…

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Here’s a recent discussion i had, or am having, over on Facebook. The gentleman in question apparently lives in my hometown, and (according to his FB profile anyway) graduated from the same school in the same year as me. I don’t remember him, but that’s probably because he was clearly still learning to use the slime he oozes to get around on his own. I’m guessing he was actually home schooled, because even my shitty cow pie-encrusted school would have had a hard time letting this horrifying intellectual vacuum graduate.

Click on the image to get a full-size view. Hopefully this business continues and i’ll be able to add more!

By jae

jae lethe (he/she/they) is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and gadabout. Also, something he calls a "behavioral artist." (Not sure.) She has plans. BIG plans.

Among the things that he has done for a laugh are minor fractures, cuts, scrapes, and various scabs. Though she's quick to point out that they're no imbecile, we're fairly certain that he thinks the word means some kind of medieval pharmacist.

This is her latest home on teh internets - where jae stores their swear words, when they're not hurling them at the sun in vain.

4 replies on ““librals are re tarted””

Wow. i sure supplied you with some content. Haha. Jimmy grew up a couple blocks from me in Park Layne. You must have been really good at avoidance if you don’t remember him. I think he would have kicked your ass if you looked at him funny because he’s fun like that. In fact, I believe he kick spell checks ass for correcting him ‘or’ spell check is hiding sheepishly in self preservation mode. You know me though, i get along with most everyone. I’m like a diplomatic liaison between the hoods, jocks, nerds and loaners. ;)

Yeah, i don’t think i remember him. I am thankful for that. I know he’s your pal and all, but i sure wouldn’t want his stupid rubbing off on me. God damn, that boy is ignorant.

I was also a diplomatic liaison in high school. I think we must have met at the embassy! I always got along with everybody too, but ever since the late nineties i’ve grown some serious teeth that i bare whenever somebody wants to bring their toxic racism or culture-phobia or just general conservative meanness around. It’s because i was getting real sick of being on the side that never seemed to fight back, or at least never hit back as hard as they should. I’m sure i get more than a little of that progressive viciousness from Hunter S. Thompson, too.

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“Yeah, i don’t think i remember him. I am thankful for that. I know he’s your pal and all, but i sure wouldn’t want his stupid rubbing off on me. God damn, that boy is ignorant.”

“I always got along with everybody too, but ever since the late nineties i’ve grown some serious teeth that i bare whenever somebody wants to bring their toxic racism or culture-phobia or just general conservative meanness around. ”

Notice the irony? You, my friend, are a moron, and shouldn’t even allude to HST when speaking about yourself.

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