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Soon, a big urgent wish fast attained

I really only have one thing left to do before I upload and activate the preview of the Big Urgent Wish WordPress theme. It’s a bit of a killer. It’s actually quite easy, but the logistics are making me swoon a bit just now. Mind you, once I have it all down, the installation will be a breeze for anyone familiar with the mind-bogglingly super-easy process of downloading and using a new WordPress theme. (The basic gist is this: download a theme, upload it to your Themes directory, and then activate it. That’s all there is.)

Here’s what I gotta do: because my theme uses semi-transparent PNG graphics for backgrounds in some places, any version of IE under 7 will not display them properly. Therefore, I have a browser sniffing PHP routine to determine what, exactly, the platform/browser are… and, hence, what the User Agent is capable of supporting (assuming UA string spoofing is not taking place).

Thus, by renaming *.css files as *.css.php (the “.css” bit is unnecessary but useful), and by parsing those files as CSS (after, of course, being processed as PHP), I can substitute GIF images instead for the crippled masses.

However, this entails a bit more typing and rearranging than I care to stomache today, so I will put it off until tomorrow (a day off from work).

Incidentally, the name “Big Urgent Wish” came to me one day as I was at my day (read: night) job (answering e-mails for a big-name online fashion retailer), extrapolating on some of the strangely translated phrases we sometimes get from non-English speaking customers abroad. This is not a phrase that was directly written out by anyone, it’s just something I thought up while trying to come up with something to top a goofy phrase I once read. As an aside, I embrace non-English speaking peoples… and, equally, the unusual and poetic, evocative turns of phrase that they can sometimes be capable of producing. Isn’t language even more wonderful from alternate angles?

By jae

jae lethe (he/she/they) is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and gadabout. Also, something he calls a "behavioral artist." (Not sure.) She has plans. BIG plans.

Among the things that he has done for a laugh are minor fractures, cuts, scrapes, and various scabs. Though she's quick to point out that they're no imbecile, we're fairly certain that he thinks the word means some kind of medieval pharmacist.

This is her latest home on teh internets - where jae stores their swear words, when they're not hurling them at the sun in vain.