yesterday, just a few minutes before we were to leave for work, Speck came out with what looked to me like a skinny long sausage hanging down from his belly. he’s been chewing on his tail, and maybe ass for all i know, so i of course jumped to the conclusion that he must have bitten through the skin somewhere and his lil’ doggie dick came flopping out in all its raw skinless nakedness.
i was literally running around the apartment, shaking, grieving, freaking the fuck out. “oh my god oh my god oh my god!”
i had a boy dog before, a giant Yorkshire terrier. he NEVER got one of those, and i don’t think he was fixed, either.
we was late for work, too.
