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The Falafel Factor: Blow Up San Francisco, Terrorists!

in case you’ve been hiding under a rock and were unaware of what a pathetic, dickheaded moron Bill “falafel” O’Reilly is, here’s your chance to find out what an evil waste of life that motherfucker is…

my letter:

Dear Valued “Newscasters”,

If Mr. O’Reilly doesn’t get fired from his little bully-pulpit for his literally insane and absolutely treasonous invite for terrorists to bomb San Francisco, then Fox News and Westwood One truly have their heads up their posteriors and could do with a few less advertisers and a few thousand less viewers. Even my friends on the Right are sickened and appalled.

Please, do us all a favor and sack this sorry piece of filth from the airwaves forever.

Yours,

x jeremy jarratt
Dayton, OH


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By jae

jae lethe (he/she/they) is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and gadabout. Also, something he calls a "behavioral artist." (Not sure.) She has plans. BIG plans.

Among the things that he has done for a laugh are minor fractures, cuts, scrapes, and various scabs. Though she's quick to point out that they're no imbecile, we're fairly certain that he thinks the word means some kind of medieval pharmacist.

This is her latest home on teh internets - where jae stores their swear words, when they're not hurling them at the sun in vain.