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stupid lousy broken history/it would seem that i am from another world

today, i woke up in a different world than the one i went to bed in. or, hell, it might have happened years ago for all i know. what i DO know is this: in the alternate universe in which i grew up, a man named George Washington Carver invented the peanut (through cross-breeding, or hybridization, or something. i don’t know or remember how it was told to me at the time).

i know you people here probably think i’m nuts for saying that. but it’s true: until today, i actually believed that a person invented the peanut!

if anyone here is from my own former plane of existence, check this out.

inexplicable! how did it happen?! it’s PROOF that there are alternate realities!

or perhaps you lot are already familiar with those as well…?

By jae

jae lethe (he/she/they) is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and gadabout. Also, something he calls a "behavioral artist." (Not sure.) She has plans. BIG plans.

Among the things that he has done for a laugh are minor fractures, cuts, scrapes, and various scabs. Though she's quick to point out that they're no imbecile, we're fairly certain that he thinks the word means some kind of medieval pharmacist.

This is her latest home on teh internets - where jae stores their swear words, when they're not hurling them at the sun in vain.

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