should you happen into the books & magazines section of the Krogers [grocery store] on Dayton-Yellow Springs Rd in Fairborn, OH, and should you happen to look at the endcap in the middle row, containing, as it were, mostly current-events titles, and should you happen to run across a package of falafel, sitting somewhat conspicuously next to Bill O’Reilly’s new children’s book…
i didn’t do it.
