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pimpin’ the only bitch i got (me)

we are SHIT poor right now. i rolled up pennies and nickels and dimes and (thank “Bob”) quarters today, not for the EXTRA cash, but for the CASH ITSELF! we still have 3 weeks to go before we gets paid, and we’re rapidly running out of Ramen (and gasoline)! we can pay our rent (otherwise, we’d have outrageous late-fees that increase daily), but after that, not any other bills (rent is virtually every dime we have right now, and it’s due by Friday). i’m not sure how we’re going to get through this period.

so if you wanna help out, give me an assigment (i can make you a website, a picture, a poem, a story, a song… whatever you want!) and paypal me at [email protected].

seriously… a, for example, ten page website for $50 is a steal and a half (times 10, actually). and i will most certainly negotiate! a song will cost you at the very least $15, since i have to get guitar strings or risk tetnus. give me a topic with as much detail as necessary!

i may be a whore, but at least i’m YOUR whore!

By jae

jae lethe (he/she/they) is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and gadabout. Also, something he calls a "behavioral artist." (Not sure.) She has plans. BIG plans.

Among the things that he has done for a laugh are minor fractures, cuts, scrapes, and various scabs. Though she's quick to point out that they're no imbecile, we're fairly certain that he thinks the word means some kind of medieval pharmacist.

This is her latest home on teh internets - where jae stores their swear words, when they're not hurling them at the sun in vain.