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omg teen goths are morons omg lol j/k!!!!1!!

here’s the latest poem submitted on the old, old, OLD version of my site (exactly as it was submitted… five times):

the killer
your corps witch was onec whole.
now liys in peises on the floor.
the screming has stopped.
the pain has gone.
you suffer no more.
it was me who did this to you.

your reched sole is no more.
one blood socked shirt.
hands dripping of blood.
“Its yours” i yell.
my head spining.
my heart betting fast.

I laugh with no feelings.
as the bloody knife falls from my hand.
I do not cry….
but an evil smiel is what you see on my face.
happy that you have gone.
not careing that i took your life.

but happy…with one insane laugh.
what has become of you now?
if you ask why i did it ill tell you.
with one insane smile on my face!!
why i torchered you.
you gave me hell.

i could not have it.
you hurt my sole.
i will not take it.
you made fun of me.
could not handel it.
you had made my life a liveing hell.

it stayed in my head.
but not once did i cry.
but my mined is laughing at me.
my feelings just bild .
till i can not take it any more.
i blow my mined ive snaped.

ive done what ive dremed for foreteen years.
no more do i feel dead …but alive.
“ive done it ive done it” i scrame.
im free of your hell.
at last im free of this.
and now you are dead.

             hpoe u like it love stephanie
       A.K.A.gothgodies (she put this same spelling down again in another field)

(she also put down her email addie as www.angl3ofhell@[ – removed – ].com… what exactly is the angle of Hell? 66.6°?)

and here is my reply to this poor individual:

Dear Stephanie,

Is English your second language? and how old are you exactly? Just curious… you seem to have misspelled a whopping 85% of the words that you used in this, uh, piece, including some that are very common words.

While i appreciate your hard work, and although it is my every intention to publish, to the web, as much good (or, failing that, literate… or, failing even that, legible) poetry as has been submitted to me, i cannot, in good conscience, publish this. The best advice i can offer you is the stay in school… and if you are out of school, then please return immediately.

Regretfully yours,
transmothra

no, no, it’s not my intention to be mean to, or gloat over, alienated, disaffected youths, especially tragically delicate ones under 16… but it is my intention to make fun of stupid people. it’s just part of natural selection.

By jae

jae lethe (he/she/they) is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and gadabout. Also, something he calls a "behavioral artist." (Not sure.) She has plans. BIG plans.

Among the things that he has done for a laugh are minor fractures, cuts, scrapes, and various scabs. Though she's quick to point out that they're no imbecile, we're fairly certain that he thinks the word means some kind of medieval pharmacist.

This is her latest home on teh internets - where jae stores their swear words, when they're not hurling them at the sun in vain.