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i can’t get my girlfriend’s car battery out because the jackass who designed the engine bay left no room for a wrench to get in and the jackass who tightened the battery clamp tightened it too tight for a spinner handle to twist loose and the jackasses who made my ratchet set made the sockets too small so that they break off the tips too easily.

i called off work today to do that, and to get a little much-needed rest (i was EXHAUSTED this morning!). i left a message at the temp agency, but couldn’t get through to the management phone or whatever the hell the other number is that i’m supposed to call on weekends. which means they’ll probably consider me a no-call/no-show, and i’ll get fired. we’ll see what happens tomorrow.

i need to go get an extender bar and an adapter or two so i can take that damn battery out in the darkness and then get up early enough to take the battery in to Advance Auto Parts and have them test it. and after all this, i bet it’ll be the damn alternator.

By jae

jae lethe (he/she/they) is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and gadabout. Also, something he calls a "behavioral artist." (Not sure.) She has plans. BIG plans.

Among the things that he has done for a laugh are minor fractures, cuts, scrapes, and various scabs. Though she's quick to point out that they're no imbecile, we're fairly certain that he thinks the word means some kind of medieval pharmacist.

This is her latest home on teh internets - where jae stores their swear words, when they're not hurling them at the sun in vain.