look: okay, i might wallow in self-pity once in awhile, but i honestly challenge anyone to come up with something that i can’t do*.
the bottom line is this: i am firmly above average. in fact, fuck it- i am one good-ass motherfucker. i may not be great, but i am good as hell and then some, goddammit. with a few notable exceptions but i am still good as shit! just take my word for it: i could kick your ass and the asses of three of your friends at just about anything! face it! i rule.
aw, fuckitall. nobody listens to a whiner.
* besides suck my own cock. if i could do that, i wouldn’t BE wallowing in self-pity, now, would i? smart-ass.
