dear god, no!

Post author By jae
Post date 1 August, 2003

i just sent out electronic resumes via email to several recruiters, and at the bottom of them, my signature was attached, even though i had selected “off.” my signature includes the phrase “eternal salvation or triple your money back,” with a link to SubGenius.com (among other unsuitable things). damn you, Eudora. damn you straight to hell!

the look on my face when i realised what i’d done was positively Lovecraftian, i can assure you.

By jae

jae lethe (he/she/they) is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and gadabout. Also, something he calls a "behavioral artist." (Not sure.) She has plans. BIG plans.

Among the things that he has done for a laugh are minor fractures, cuts, scrapes, and various scabs. Though she's quick to point out that they're no imbecile, we're fairly certain that he thinks the word means some kind of medieval pharmacist.

This is her latest home on teh internets - where jae stores their swear words, when they're not hurling them at the sun in vain.

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