Invisible Fence™ people came out today. fuck i just want it to end.
i am seriously thinking about starting to actually work on recoding all the changed URIs in the mars program. i am really actually considering it. yes, i am. i might even begin work on it.
i am hungry. i have a giant fucking submarine sandwich in the fridge out in the garage. i want to eat this giant fucking submarine sandwich that is in the fridge out in the garage. but it is much too large of a giant fucking submarine sandwich. ergo, i drink Slim*Fast™
in the future, the answers to every game show question will be brand names. the answers to academic tests will also be brand names. there will be so many brand names in circulation at that point that there will have to be a global brand name repository. recycling brand names will also be an issue.
from now on, i would like to be known by my new Real Name: x jeremy jarratt&trade brand organism. not quite as strong as Brand X, but twice as absorbent.
i want to live in San Francisco. or Berkeley. somewhere that i can fit in by not fitting in. i need an ocean, a city, and countryside nearby. and freaks. lots and lots of beautiful freaks.
i just heard Sheryl Crow’s “Strong Enough.” i melt everytime i hear that song. i hated her before that song came out. now? i would kill a man for that woman. it is Jewel who should be dragged out back and shot. honestly! why in the hell do people still allow that utterly talentless, snaggle-toothed hack to squirm and squeak around on FM Radio™ on the budget of a gargantuan record contract? boycott that awful bitch and get her over with. more Sheryl, less Jewel.
and now, for the Public Service Announcement™ portion of tonight’s metacast:
BoxedArt.com is not sending you those emails. they are from a competitor of theirs. trust me when i say this, and pass it on if you can – please.
