let me be your dog

Post author By jae
Post date 20 May, 2003

*ahem*

when i say that i want to “be your dog,” what i mean is that i want you to:

smack my ass hold me down tie me up beat me until i am unconscious burn me with a cigarette leave welts make me bleed scratch my skin up until i scar turn me upside down and inside out walk all over me leave me bruised and bloody fuck my head up suck my soul right out of me and then dump me off in an alley without my clothes or identification.

hope that clears things up a bit.

By jae

jae lethe (he/she/they) is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and gadabout. Also, something he calls a "behavioral artist." (Not sure.) She has plans. BIG plans.

Among the things that he has done for a laugh are minor fractures, cuts, scrapes, and various scabs. Though she's quick to point out that they're no imbecile, we're fairly certain that he thinks the word means some kind of medieval pharmacist.

This is her latest home on teh internets - where jae stores their swear words, when they're not hurling them at the sun in vain.

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