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i need a public fag machine. STAT!

does anyone know of a public-access cigarette machine in the Nuke Our Lyle area? some place where i don’t have to go all the way inside, preferably one that is in fact open even when the parent establishment is closed? i refuse to contribute to consumerism and make some other American work on national and other holidays.

ok thanks stop clapping i need a cigarette.

By jae

jae lethe (he/she/they) is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and gadabout. Also, something he calls a "behavioral artist." (Not sure.) She has plans. BIG plans.

Among the things that he has done for a laugh are minor fractures, cuts, scrapes, and various scabs. Though she's quick to point out that they're no imbecile, we're fairly certain that he thinks the word means some kind of medieval pharmacist.

This is her latest home on teh internets - where jae stores their swear words, when they're not hurling them at the sun in vain.