here’s A Good Idea™:
take those KFC- chicken-bucket -sized maxi- Big Gulp™ -type drink-cups and just make them about a quarter as tall as they currently are. that way, you FEEL like you’re drinking 1500 calories in one sip, but in reality you’re only getting about 400.
in this way, tooth decay could be staved off for about six months! your teeth won’t actually rot and fall out for a year or more!!
