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A Good Idea™

here’s A Good Idea™:

take those KFC- chicken-bucket -sized maxi- Big Gulp™ -type drink-cups and just make them about a quarter as tall as they currently are. that way, you FEEL like you’re drinking 1500 calories in one sip, but in reality you’re only getting about 400.

in this way, tooth decay could be staved off for about six months! your teeth won’t actually rot and fall out for a year or more!!

By jae

jae lethe (he/she/they) is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and gadabout. Also, something he calls a "behavioral artist." (Not sure.) She has plans. BIG plans.

Among the things that he has done for a laugh are minor fractures, cuts, scrapes, and various scabs. Though she's quick to point out that they're no imbecile, we're fairly certain that he thinks the word means some kind of medieval pharmacist.

This is her latest home on teh internets - where jae stores their swear words, when they're not hurling them at the sun in vain.