next month: the Invasion of Syria.
this summer: the Invasion of Iran, and the Invasion of North Korea.
this fall: remaining (surviving?) (and, god forbid, sovereign) Arab nations rise up and declare war on the United States.
next winter: Pakistan, a not-so-reluctant member of the United Arab Coalition, divides up its nuclear arms between it and four other Arab nations, in a secret deal.
also next winter: Russia and France get in on things. also a player: Israel.
with several nuclear powers now at war, it’s only a matter of months before the Big One hits the fan (so to speak). by 2005, the war has spread across all of Asia, Europe, the Middle East (no surprise there), and two South American nations.
Africa, meanwhile, undergoes yet another 20 or so more tragic and bloody coups, while Eqypt and Libya are furiously engaged in helping every country on Earth blow up the United States, the United Kingdom, India, three miscellaneous European nations, Japan, S. Korea, and Brazil.
by 2006, most of the world is now bombing each other to hell.
by 2008, nearly a third of the global population has died of either direct nuclear attack, or the fallout that spreads afterwards.
by 2009, that number will be more than half.
by 2011, every remaining nation on Earth will have been involved directly. over 2/3 of the world’s industrialized nations have acquired nuclear capabilities, some with more success than others. nearly all were acquired in secret deals, some even with “enemy” states. there are now fully 9 sides to the war – known officially as WW3 since 2007 – and literally countless factions within those sides.
in the year 2012,
[silence.]
