survey by astrokaiju
1) where are you really from? Dayton, OH
2) what is your mission here on Earth? to cause people to ask deep questions.
3) if someone told you he was a superhero, and he had no evidence to back up his claim, would you believe him? without flinching.
4) of all the people who have gone down in history for being crazy, who is your favorite? Rasputin, Diogenes, Kerry Thornley, Aleister Crowley, Robert Anton Wilson, Salvador Dali, Emperor Norton I
5) who is your favorite monster? Grover; also the Corinthian
6) which is your favorite fairy tale? obscure folk tales, original pre-clean Grimm brothers
7) sour apple or apple cinnamon? yes.
8) dark chocolate, milk chocolate, or white chocolate? dark chocolate
9) do you like Fanta (you’d better say yes…)? fuck yes!
10) what’s your favorite song interjection? for example, when they sing “yeah yeah” or “alright now”, and it’s not actually part of the lyrics per se. “whoa” (because it’s not used that often, and because John Lennon did it so well.)
11) if you had your own amusement park, what would it be called and what would it be like? “Interzone,” and it would be based on William S. Burroughs’ The Naked Lunch
12) make up a word right now and define it. froogly: of or describing a peculiarly loose driving style that seems dangerous but hardly ever actually causes harm.
13) what was the best era for sci-fi? 1930s thru early 1950s
14) who writes the best parodies (song or otherwise)? i prefer satire… and that would have to be the various Church of the SubGenius scribes, particularly the work done in the two primary sacred books of said Church. also Firesign Theatre; Spinal Tap.
15) if you were to be reincarnated as anything, animate, inanimate, existent or non-existent, what would it be? and don’t say “so-and-so’s underwear, because…seriously. that’s so cliched and stupid. and don’t start answering about how you don’t believe in reincarnation because it’s just some stupid quiz question, not an affirmation of belief. i would be whatever i had comin’ to me… but ifi had the choice, i seriously wouldn’t mind being a rock. it’s all about the Zen, man.
16) do you think this is the only quiz on Livejournal with no questions about your sexual history? seems like it, donut?
