my friend Pawrl, in sharpie scribblings on a box of 7oz cups in the stockroom of the liqua store i used to work at (he was the assistant store manager and the cat who turned me onto GBV, Tom Waits, Alan Moore, and Neil Gaiman), above the 6-digit codes he had written on it for inventory check one day:
“Damn the seven-ounce cups! Full speed ahead!” (the box had a schooner logo on the sides)
“Only Hitler used 7oz cups.”
(and 2 other equally bizarre/hilarious things i just can’t remember right now)
and on a colorful sale display of overstocked so-so champagne:
“Better than a spanking!”
Pawrl rocks.
here’s to you, Paul. *snik! snik! fffft!*
