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panic chart

for those of you who may find yourselves confused and asking the same question over and over again (“How much should i be Panicking for Freedom™ right now?”), this handy chart is for you. you may print it out, cut along the dotted line, and hang upon all walls.
NOT to be distributed to foreigners, people with funny accents, or those of inferior racial makeup.

terror alert chartcut here

By jae

jae lethe (he/she/they) is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and gadabout. Also, something he calls a "behavioral artist." (Not sure.) She has plans. BIG plans.

Among the things that he has done for a laugh are minor fractures, cuts, scrapes, and various scabs. Though she's quick to point out that they're no imbecile, we're fairly certain that he thinks the word means some kind of medieval pharmacist.

This is her latest home on teh internets - where jae stores their swear words, when they're not hurling them at the sun in vain.