“Bob” “bless” the French

so why is it that we hate the French so much? hmm??

let me count the ways:

1) their women aren’t forced by society to shave parts of their bodies that naturally have hair
2) they seem to be in possession of knowledge that Americans are FAT, STUPID, APATHETIC, BLOODTHIRSTY, CULTURELESS, and DRIVEN SOLELY BY GREED
3) they are encouraged to drink wine
4) their society is much more tolerant
5) they have better dreamers and creators
6) they’re smarter and fitter than us
7) they had a more exciting Revolution
8) they get to keep Jim Morrison’s grave, while all we got was his lousy body, and a big green statue of a non-celebrity
9) their Eiffel tower is bigger than either of ours
10) they got Joan d’Arc… we got Miss Cleo

sooo… let’s add that up… looks like there ARE no good reasons after all.