here’s a word i think we could all do without: foreign, -er
you see, FOREIGN places are where FOREIGNERS come from. and that’s just gross. FOREIGN soil is crawling with bugs, and FOREIGNERS are covered head to foot with FOREIGN bodies! EW!! just think of it! they talk different than us, they act different from us… why, they even WALK different from us! well, i say this menace needs to be stopped. that’s right, we need to all band together and put an end to this insidious horror. first point of attack: the dictionary.
terms like this only lead to xenophobia, and regardless of what a great arcade standup that was, xenophobia itself only leads to RAMPANT xenophobia. and there is simply not a god damned thing good about that.
if anybody can give me one good reason why the terms FOREIGN and FOREIGNER should be kept around, i’ll shut up. otherwise, i say we boycott the fucker and get a petition together!
also, i think i’m getting Xenobiaphobia :P
