warning: lots and lots of cursing ahead — tell your mom to go fuck herself and stop looking over your shoulder, ass face.
people who fuckin’ curse and swear and shit have slow goddamned brains. allow me to elaborate, asshole.
the use of fuckwords such as “fucking” and “shit” and goddamn “god damn” serves the same purpose as such pussyspeak as “gosh” and “darn” and pansy-assed British shit like “bloody” and “frigging”, and especially the words “uh” and “um”. they allow your motherfucking brain to catch up with your dickhole potty mouth. so when you go apeshit in between vastly more meaningful words – the stuff your shit ass is actually saying, the point you’re trying like a bitch to get across – you’re really just stumbling over your cock-smoking mouth. in short, your piss-mouth is moving faster than your goddamn shitty little brain can handle, cunt-cheese. think about it, shithole – couldn’t you come up with better similes than everything always being “as shit” or “like a motherfucker” all the time? it’s god damned meaningless… it’s only to hold your place while your stupid fucking pussy ass catches up.
so you might as well either talk shit, or act like a fucking cunt with even more meaningless wuss-words. it’s all the motherfucking same; these words are generally just piss-assed placeholders for actual goddamn thoughts. of course, talking like a shitfuck is kind of shitty, and you’ll lose a lot of assholes with that, so jesus-christ-on-a-stick, always try and keep it clean for better results, fuck face.
of course, i’ve also heard the opposite argument, from twats and assholes who seek to have a better underfuckingstanding of stutterers. they say that the brain is moving too fucking fast for the god damned mouth. jesus fucking christ, either goddamn way, you’re still a pissdick who can’t think straight or talk right.
let this be a lesson to you horse fuckers. it’s just as good to say shit like “uhhhhhh…” while you’re thinking of what next to shit out of your mouth as it is to piss off shit-for-brains dickheads, even if it makes you look like a damn pussy-assed bitch. you’re still getting your point across, you just look like a slightly more obvious cock-in-the-ass than if you’d used a fuckword instead.
recommendation: stay in college. train yourself to be cleverer than that. fucker.
disclaimer: the purpose of this “essay” was for juvenile parody, and maybe even a dash of enlightenment (or at least reasoning), and not for offending anyone. if you were actually offended in any way, i do humbly and earnestly apologize. i did not mean to offend, and it is never my intention to do anything solely for that purpose. fuck me, i hate pissing people off for no reason.
