someone reported me to the Suicide Prevention Authority and Commission on Extremely Obtuse, Unhappy Teens (S.P.A.C.E.O.U.T.).
i am not going to kill myself. wallow in that.
and here i thought that it was abundantly clear that my obviously gross misanthropy precludes me from doing the world any favors!
henceforth, all incredibly interesting posts (morbid or not) will be made friends-only (viewable only to a select few). i hate having to censor myself ( fuck that!), but i hate having the local Happiness Task Force breathing down my neck even worse, so….
anyone wanting to get on my friends list should leave a message here, or send an e-mail to [email protected] with your LJ username (if you have one), or, if you’re not a LJ user, just ask me for an activation code. i might give you one and i might not. i have an extremely limited supply. if you are between the ages of 25-35 and we have ever been good buds, then i have one for you. especially the girls, because i know the guys aren’t even reading this in the first place, and would definitely let that precious code go to waste in the second.
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