from the “well no shit” and “i told you LSD worked” files:
i opened my new Discover magazine today and found this, at the bottom of page 40:
“Physicists announce that a universe of dark matter may lie only millimeters from ours, separated by a dimension humans cannot perceive.”
i’ve been telling this to whoever would listen for at least 5 years now. it seems that every time i open by big fat mouth and some half-crazed cockamamie bullshit comes out, it’s only a matter of time before i am, however improbably, proven correct. if only Science would sit in on one of my bong hits once in awhile, we’d all be far better off for it.
my point: dark matter has the profound potential to explain practically every Mystery (note the capital ‘M’) known to humankind, including the existence of god, the soul, the afterlife, angels or other supernatural demigods, enlightenment, trancendental metaphysics, the Bermuda god damned Triangle, ghosts, alien visitations & UFOs, about 99.999% of the Occult, and for chrissakes the god damn chupacabras for all i know.
next time, LISTEN when i’m talking crazy nonsense.
