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OMG Frodo and Sam like totally made out!

thass right, during this scene where Aragorn is sleeping and Arwen (who the fuck is she again?) comes to him in his dream, heavy petting ensues, and then they do this really freaky thing where they keep going back and forth to Frodo and Sam during the Aragorn/Arwen love scene… Frodo untightening his belt while Sam coos into his crotch, hand on Frodo’s thigh in anticipation of “Master” Baggins’s hairy little “One Thing” with which to rule him… Gollum watching from behind a tree with his hand down his codpiece, violently jerking off. i tell you, it should have gotten an NC-17 rating!

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