note to self: Slim-Fast and soy milk do not mix well. they’re just not a very positive combination. i mean literally. oh, they taste just fine together, that is if you like soy milk. and i do… soy milk, rice milk, whatever… as long as it isn’t some weird, filthy bodily-juice from the highly evolved sweat glands of a fuckin’ cow… but they just do not literally mix well. you stir and you stir and you stir, and all you end up with is a heap of powder, a bunch of gooey liquid, and a mound of foam. kind of like those 5th-grade science experiments. in fact, if i had discovered this powerful combination when i was ten years old, i might have won first prize at the county science fair. who knows? i could’ve had a god damn MacArthur grant by now! and been twenty pounds underweight at the same time!
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