ugh. hallowe’en, the time of year when i “get” to hang out on the front porch with my grandfather and his dime-store cardboard decorations and electronic noise-making hallowe’en toys while he acts a fool and bangs on an old pot like a true Griswold to get the sound-activated crap to produce bad cacophany. 250mg 5htp needs to kick in NOW. the only thing that redeems this alcohol- and debauchery- free night for me is seeing all the cute little mommies, who are largely around my age.
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