what’s with me and super-cool chicks thousands of years younger than me who live at opposite ends of the next state over? Indiana’s been levelled, New York* and Pennsylvania are just one lousy remark by me away from total devastation. i will not deal with any god damned West Virginia hicks. and Michigan hasn’t announced themselves yet…
what the fuck! doesn’t Kentucky have the internet yet?!
* yeah, i know, but it’s close enough.
