this whole sniper thing has been the best fucking “reality” tee-vee the tee-vee has ever seen. now that it looks like we’ve seen the series finale, i feel empty inside. i want more. i vote we go ahead and open up a new network, VBN (Violence Broadcasting Network), to fill this vast hole in the entertainment landscape. we need more of these types of shows to keep us enthralled, hanging on to the edges of our LaZBoys. we need more death. and we need it to be bigger, better, faster, and bloodier. not to mention, with this type of reality tee-vee, we all truly do have a chance at that fifteen minutes of fame Andy Warhol promised us; we don’t have to be young and hip and beautiful anymore. we can now be characters on tee-vee in a real-life, life-or-death drama. and maybe even this new network might think about recruiting the NRA as a major, or even chief, sponsor; arming every single one of us to the teeth, just to see if anything interesting happens.
saith Julius W. Caesar: “Let them have bread and circuses!”
and gore. plenty of real, vastly entertaining gore.
may the most entertaining killer win.
