i just got carded for cigarettes! cigarettes! not booze, but smokes! woo-HA!
“wow, I wouldn’t have placed you at that age!”
“i wouldn’t either, if i had a choice!”
funny thing is, she looked younger than me, and she was born in ’67. pretty kewl.
i also just sent out an e-mail to about 23 locals (all old pals who i’m pretty sure won’t have any incredibly pressing committments like kids and so forth), pressuring them to go out and get shitty with me saturday. i’ll bet right now that not one person responds positively. i am an ass, after all. oh well. regardless, i’m going out and getting absolutely hammered.
