
check out this huge fucking spider in our garage! wow, that bastid’s a MONSHTER! i measured the lil’ shit and it’s over TWO FEET from wing to wing!
ok, it’s not two feet, but it’s almost a coupla inches! from the tip of your index finger to the 2nd joint; that’s about how big it is. honestly.
and spiders don’t have wings, you idiot.
