100+ situps
(held midway: 30 secs x 1)
20+ pushups
several deep-knee bends
maybe a minute of invisible chair
(odd, considering my calves are rock solid and in high school i lasted thru half of gym class and about midway thru lunch before me & Eddie Byrd said “fuck this, let’s go EAT!”)
not bad, for a bag of fat like me ;) …all that, plus i’m drinkin’ diet caffeine-free coke (icky)
