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anyone care for a sponge bath?

the reason, i think, that i just can’t be actively bisexual is that, god damn it, i just fucking love pussy. mmm mmm mmm. i love the sounds i hear when i am going down on someone special. + i love the way it feels, especially when it’s all nice and wet.

i think it may be my favouritest thing in the universe, next to the universe itself.

speaking of wet pussy: i got a review today on garageband.com for my song “sci-fu”. it went like this:

1-sweet change ups, excellent sound production. 2-sinister yet sweet, kind of like good video game music 3-jungle but not boring as far as drums; the melody was even sweeter; the piano-ish sound made me wet

bing!

right now i am wearing 10 pound weights on my wrists and ankles. it almost feels bondage-sexy. too bad i can still move, and worse that nobody is here right now to force me to do things that would make the Marquis de Sade blush.

By jae

jae lethe (he/she/they) is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and gadabout. Also, something he calls a "behavioral artist." (Not sure.) She has plans. BIG plans.

Among the things that he has done for a laugh are minor fractures, cuts, scrapes, and various scabs. Though she's quick to point out that they're no imbecile, we're fairly certain that he thinks the word means some kind of medieval pharmacist.

This is her latest home on teh internets - where jae stores their swear words, when they're not hurling them at the sun in vain.