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sepa town on the runny kine; or, how i lost my virginity to an Arab

if you draw a line from my devastatingly irresistable navel to my absurdly sexy left nipple, then the point exactly in the middle is where i hurt. it’s a dull ache.

ugh.

i am supposed to be going to breakfast with my grandfather and some of his friends tomorrow morning. so i came out. i told him i have an irrational fear of people. it’s for his birthday, though, so i should just bite the bullet and go. who am i kidding? i probably won’t. i’m such an asshole.

By jae

jae lethe (he/she/they) is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and gadabout. Also, something he calls a "behavioral artist." (Not sure.) She has plans. BIG plans.

Among the things that he has done for a laugh are minor fractures, cuts, scrapes, and various scabs. Though she's quick to point out that they're no imbecile, we're fairly certain that he thinks the word means some kind of medieval pharmacist.

This is her latest home on teh internets - where jae stores their swear words, when they're not hurling them at the sun in vain.