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Book Worm Meter for jeremy

Shut In 71%
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29% Out Of The House
Intellectual 95%
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5% Moron
High Attention Span 95%
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5% Low Attention Span
Bookitude 96%
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4% Book Burner
Book Worm 89.25%
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10.75% Bug Stomper
Take your bookworm readings.

My Favorite Female Part Is:

The Face: Sweet and angelic…

except when she yells at me…

Find out your favorite female body part!
My Romance Meter

Optimist 95%
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5% Cynic
Close 86%
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14% Distant
Long Term 82%
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18% Brief
What does my romance meter read?
Will jeremy Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?

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24% chance Bush would kill you.
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24% chance Clinton would kill you.
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0% chance he would sexually harass you.
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52% chance you would kill them.
Enter Combat


The B-Movie That Suits Me Is:

Flesh Gordon: In the 70’s ‘big budget’ porns were all the rage. These hybrids combined b-movie sets and scripts with humpalicious action, while not hardcore like modern stuff. The ultimate was Flesh Gordon, now regarded as a comedy.

Find out which b-movie suits you.

I Am The Sex Toy:

Hi-Tech Masterpiece: Some say that I was developed in a top secret lab while others say I was developed by aliens for my probing capabilities, but only I know the truth! My mission here on earth is to launch a full out assault on your genitals with my spinning beads, vibrations, and clitoris teaser. My LCD screen keeps you informed, but only with information I want you to have! Mwua-ha-ha!

Find out what sex toy you are.

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What is my spectrum?

I am blue: My main color is blue. I am a little bitter when people choose a blissfully ignorant aproach to life. I try to see things for the way they really are.

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What is my spectrum?

By jae

jae lethe (he/she/they) is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and gadabout. Also, something he calls a "behavioral artist." (Not sure.) She has plans. BIG plans.

Among the things that he has done for a laugh are minor fractures, cuts, scrapes, and various scabs. Though she's quick to point out that they're no imbecile, we're fairly certain that he thinks the word means some kind of medieval pharmacist.

This is her latest home on teh internets - where jae stores their swear words, when they're not hurling them at the sun in vain.