fuck.this. like i need it in writing.

Post author By jae
Post date 15 July, 2002

Mild congratulations, you are…
51%

dateable! You are neither more not less dateable than your peers–
welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an
undeniable animal magnetism, but you’re just as likely to attract small
animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you
flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or “fute.” You have good
hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or
more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.

FUN FACT…

people more dateable than you (95%)

people just as dateable as you (0%)

people less dateable than you (4%)

Based on the 57,553 submissions before you.
YOU take the god damned thing.

By jae

jae lethe (he/she/they) is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and gadabout. Also, something he calls a "behavioral artist." (Not sure.) She has plans. BIG plans.

Among the things that he has done for a laugh are minor fractures, cuts, scrapes, and various scabs. Though she's quick to point out that they're no imbecile, we're fairly certain that he thinks the word means some kind of medieval pharmacist.

This is her latest home on teh internets - where jae stores their swear words, when they're not hurling them at the sun in vain.

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