oh, and before i forget…
http://www.darpa.mil/iao
at first, when i saw this, i practically hyperventilated. i mean, how blatant can they be? i was convinced, absolutely convinced, that they are affiliated heavily with the Illuminati, and that the Illuminati may actually be real (the jury for me has always been out on this issue).
then i thought that perhaps they’re only trying to make us THINK they’re the Illuminati, but really not, to throw us off (which would still mean that they are in cahoots somehow). now, of course, i realise that what they’re ACTUALLY doing is trying to make us THINK that they are trying to make us think that they are or aren’t the Illuminati. so we’re back to Square One: DARPA may or may not be affiliated with the Illuminati.
but let’s face it: in roughly ten thousand years of human civilisation, every single technological advance ever recorded has been vastly and dramatically overshadowed in a single century (the 20th). which means that someone is talking to the lloigor, or is receiving transmissions from Sirius, or something peculiar like that.
if you don’t hear from me, or if i turn up missing, you’ll know that i was right.
the preceding, of course, is my insurance policy, since i’m sure that big spooky government agencies and big spooky eschaton-immanentizers probably google themselves from time to time. among other things.
