- I am stupid and assume that everyone on my flist knows each other. Duh. So let me just say…
- I wish i could blog like
. This guy is fucking awesome. Speaking purely as a metaphor for how much I like his political blogging alone, i would suck his purple, throbbing blog-cock until his hot link-jizz dribbled out of my XML-parsing man-twat. Metaphorically, anyway. I am totally not gay though. But whhhhhhhew, damn!
- Also,
‘s next Cocker Spaniels album is going to be sooooo freaking good. You cannot imagine how sweet the rough mixes are sounding. Sean can play like crazy, and his songs and arrangements are just crunked up good. For those of you who skipped out on purchasing his last album (which was only, like, the greatest thing evar), you can now download the whole thing for free. Listen to that, and see if you can wait for the new disc to drop. I know I can’t.
- Actually, all of you are pretty freakin’ cool. Say hello.
- I recently had to get new tires, which ended up costing nearly $500.
- Right after that, i had to replace the struts. Foolishly, i took it back to the same place, thinking they fucked something up. They charged me nearly $900. I am so fucked right now.
- I still don’t have a job. I am looking. I am also ready to give up on life and just accept yet another in a long line of shit-jobs that make me hate living. Speaking of self-destructive negativity, and of fuckwords…
- Bukowski’s epitaph reads “DON’T TRY”
- Speaking of the dead, my middle name ain’t Leon. And i ain’t dead yet! It’s creepy seeing myself listed on Find-a-Grave.
- Wow, there are a lot of rednecks and jingoists and mooks and idiots in
the worldAmericamy hometown. And also America. - I am down to just a couple of cigarettes a day now. My sympathies to the New Bohemians, but Chantix worked pretty well for me, even though i’m on my last week of a two month prescription and i still haven’t completely quit. Also: Dum-Dums helped a ton.
- I have finally broken down and opened a Flickr account.
- My home studio is almost fully rebuilt here in the new house.
- I recently sat down at the d.piano and my fingers instinctively played the last chord progression they landed on the last time I played, which was months ago. I figured I had better go ahead and write the rest of the damn song. So now I have a song which includes diminished and augmented triads. Never thought that would happen. Say hello to Jazzbo, fucko.
- Don’t have Vista or XP Media Center Edition? Install TVersity, and you too can watch internet porn (or, y’know, any other local/online video, music, or images) on your Xbox 360!
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You’re sweet. :)